Latest news reports advise that a cell of 5 extremists has been operating within (your company name here). The FBI and (your company name here) disclosed earlier today that 4 of the 5 have been detained.
The joint press release stated that the extremists bin Sleepin, bin Drinkin, bin Fightin, and bin Eatin are being held pending further investigation.
The FBI further advises that they can find no one anywhere within the (your
company name here) organization fitting the description of the fifth cell member,
Bin Workin. A senior (your company name here) manager is quoted as saying, "I
am confident he will be found because anyone who looks like Workin will be very
easy to spot".