Veni, Vidi, Velcro

Fractured Latin Sayings

"Bibo ergo sum" (I drink, therefore I am)

"Carp Diem" (gone fishing today)
"Carp Diem".(sieze the fish)
"Carp Diem" (the fish of the day!)
"Carp Duo" (Batman and Robin went fishing)
"Carpe Denim" (Seize the Pants)
"Carpe Infernum Decorum? " (Who the hell took my rule book?)
"Carpe Jugulum" (sieze the throat)
"Crape Diem" (Shitty Day)

"Coupe de Crass" (ugly car)
"Coup Degas" (buying a famous painting cheap)
"Coup Degauss" (my monitor is doing funny again)
"Coup de Grass" (thatched hut)
"Coupe de Grace" (Grace's car.)
"Coupe de Grass" (mo de lawn)

"Cogito Ergo Simp" (My mind is...umm what's a mind? )
"Cogito Ergo Sink" (Hey, get off my head!)
"Cogito Ergo Sub" (My thoughts are below the surface)
"Cogito Ergo Sub" (I've been thinking too hard, I need a sandwich ...)
"Cogito Eggo Sum" (I think, therefore, I am a waffle.
"Cogito Ergo Summit" (I think I'm at the top of a mountain...)
"Cogito Ergo Sumo" (I'm wrestling with my thoughts ...)
"Cogito Ergo Sump" (My mind is in the sewer...)
"Cogito Ergo Stump" (I think, therefore, I am puzzled)
"Cogito Ergo Zoom" (I think, therefore, I drive fast)

"Dulce et decorum est pro Pat Morita" (I love those Karate Kid movies)

"Encino Veritas" (Is this truly California?)
"Espresso, ergo cogito." (as they say in Seattle)
"Hasta la visa" (I'll charge it later)

"I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam"
"I am therefore I think." (I am thinking, therefore thinking is me.)

"In Hock Signo" (I signed over everything to my creditors)
"In Sino Veritas" (The Chinese really know what they're talking about)

"I stink, therefore I smell." Pepe Le Pew
"I think I'm a sweet potato."
"I think, therefore I yam." Mr. Potato Head
"I think I am thinking that I am thinking that I am thinking that I am... "
"I think therefore I am. Descartes"
"I sink, therefore I swam." (Lusitania survivor)
"I think therefore I am. Descartes" (I think I think. Therefore I think I am. Dehorse)
"I think therefore I am," I think.
"I think therefore I am. I think I think." Therefore I think I am.
"I thinks, therefore, I is."
"I Yam what I Yam." Popeye
"Judge Ito Ergo Sum" (You're a racist, therefore I am innocent...)

"Non Illigiti Carborundum" (Don't let the bastards grind you down)
"Sic Biscuitus Desintegrat" (that's the way the cookie crumbles)
"Sic Semper Tyrannis" (Barney is REALLY ill)

"Veni, V.D., Vici" (I came, I saw, I cankered.)
"Veni, Vid, Visla. " (Have you seen my dog?)
"Veni, Vidi, Cuccuri" (I came, I saw, I ran)
"Veni, Vidi, Vegi" (I came, I saw, I had a salad)
"Veni, Vidi, Velcro" (I came, I saw, I stuck around.)
"Veni, Vidi, Vinny" (I came, I saw, I got an offer I couldn't refuse.)
"Veni, Vidi, Vino" (I came, I saw, I got drunk)
"Veni, Vidi, Visa" (I Came, I Saw, I Bought.)
"Veni, Vidi, Visa" (I Came, I Saw, I Shopped)
"Veni, Vidi, Vista" (I came, I saw, what a great view)
"Vidi, Veni, Visa" (I saw, I came, I spent)
"Vidi Vinini Mortis" (I saw Windows was locked up again)
"Vini Vidi Vici V.D." (Boy, was I ever drunk...)
"Volvo, Video, Velcro" (I Came, I Saw, I Stuck Around)

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