A woman went into a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said "$50.00". "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I've got to tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this for a moment, but decided she wanted the parrot anyway. She took it home, hung the bird's cage up in her living room, and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said: "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought: "that's not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters came in from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and their mother were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation. Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."