Priest and Rabbi
A priest and a rabbi are talking. "So tell me." says the priest. "I understand in your religion you aren't allowed to have pork." "That is correct." says the rabbi. "Pretty stupid rule." said the priest. "Have you ever tried it?" "Once." answered the rabbi.
"Now tell me, my friend" he went on. "I understand in your religion you aren't allowed to have sex." "yes, that's true." the priest replied. "Have you ever had any?" "Well, once." said the priest. "Beats the hell out of pork, doesn't it?" said the rabbi.