Office Comebacks

Things you might love to say at work, but can't:

And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?

Do I look like a people person?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

You!... Off my planet!

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

A PBS mind in an MTV world.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?