Hawaiian Rules

Copied by hand from Hawaiian vendor's T-shirts by a good friend of ours. I'm sure there must have been a placard or wall poster, but this is more fun.

Never judge a day by the weather.
The best things in life aren't things.
Tell the truth - There's less to remember.
Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.
Goals are deceptive - the unaimed arrow never misses.
He who dies with the most toys - still dies.
Age is relative - when you're over the hill, you pick up speed.
There are 2 ways to be rich - make more and want less.
Beauty is internal - looks mean nothing.
No rain - no rainbow.