Engineers vs. Business Executives....

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains why this is true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows,
Work = Power * Time

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:

Work = Knowledge x Money

Solving for Money, we get:

Money = Work ÷ Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge decreases, Money increases, regardless of
how much Work is done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make.

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