Norton's Law of Advanced Technology
Norton's Law of Advanced Technology: All the ducks will never be in a row.
- First corollary: The more advanced the technology, the more ducks.
- Second Corollary: Ducks are likely to be in a row only when the number of ducks equals two.
- Third Corollary: The probability of the ducks being in a row decreases exponentially with each duck in excess of two.
- Fourth Corollary: The number of ducks is never less than three.
-- Dave Norton