Norton's Law of Advanced Technology

Norton's Law of Advanced Technology: All the ducks will never be in a row.

• First corollary: The more advanced the technology, the more ducks.
• Second Corollary: Ducks are likely to be in a row only when the number of ducks equals two.
• Third Corollary: The probability of the ducks being in a row decreases exponentially with each duck in excess of two.
• Fourth Corollary: The number of ducks is never less than three.

-- Dave Norton